How To Shave

I wasn’t blessed with sons, and since I don’t think teaching my daughters how to shave their pits and legs is very manly, I’ll just have to teach the Internet.

Take one unshaven punk.

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Yeah, you’ll do.

Now, find something sharp.

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Sure, why not.

Next, apply lather. Lots of lather.

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Looking good. Now scrape it all off. First with the hairs, then against. Leave eyebrows. Very important.

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Good, good. The jugular is tricky to shave. Go easy.

One trip to the emergency room later, you should look like this:

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Because we shave one side of the head at a time. We just do. Because screw you, that’s why.

End result:

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Because now you no longer look like a hairy knob end, but a shaven one.

An improvement, I’m told.

Good luck.

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